Acorn Tea sales will be on a indefinite pause.
After several existential crises and a brief fistfight with a spreadsheet, the lone squirrel behind Acorn Tea has decided to take an indefinite leave of absence.
It turns out that sharing Acorn Tea with the masses is a bit much for a creature whose primary evolutionary skill set involves burying things and then immediately forgetting where they are.
Why the Hollow is Closing:
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The Physical Toll: Making tea for a species that doesn't live in a tree is exhausting.
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The Red Tape: Between the permits, the licenses, and the IRS (Internal Revenue Squirrels), the Nut Hunter has officially filed for "Get Me Out of Here" status.
A Tragedy for the Multiverse
It breaks our tiny, twitchy heart to say it—and yes, we wish it were "nut" true—but Acorn Tea is no longer available for purchase. Since we are, to our knowledge, the only purveyors of this liquid gold in the U.S., the world, and quite possibly the entire known universe, you are currently witnessing the extinction of a legend. Please, try to contain your grief as you return to a future of bland, acorn tea-less existence.
Acorn Tea No Longer Available
